We love wagons and horsepower, and wherever the two shall meet, we shall find true love—or something like that. If you’re reading this hoping for a measured analysis, understand this: This is not a vehicle for the measured and rational. It’s absurdity overload, unchecked enthusiasm manifest. If you’re reading this because you’re trying to decide if you should drop money on an E63 wagon of your own, we’ll skip to the important part: yes. Its stats are familiar by now, but to recap: It has eight cylinders and two turbos, displaces 5.5 liters, and is fashioned from a whole bunch of aluminum.  Mercedes only offers the E63 with four-wheel drive, so the only squealing you hear at launch will be from passengers. In a world marred by war, disease, natural disasters, and reality TV, to nitpick something so right as the E63 wagon would be, well, wrong.

Specs:

-5.5L V8

-Avail 577hp

-0-60 in 3.5 seconds

-40,628 Miles

-7-Speed Automatic

-AWD

-Blacked out front grille

-Black exterior with Black leather interior

-Heated front and rear seats

-Rear seat window sunshades

-All-weather floor mats